Dirty Business vs RV There Yet?

• Head of Security Guard: Patrols the underground bunker with a shotgun, automatically intercepting intruders and escorting delivery drivers.
  Human Henchman
• Chief Logistics Dispatcher: Automates customer order routing and assigns street dealers to optimal city corners to maximize daily profit.
  Human Employee

• The RV: Your home, your transport, and your greatest burden. You must constantly heal it (via repairs) and protect it from falling off cliffs.
  Recreational Vehicle
• The Winch: The ultimate problem solver. It can be wrapped around sturdy trees or rocks to pull the vehicle out of deep mud or up vertical inclines.
  Mechanical Tool

• Exotic Botanical Seed Strains: Found inside locked dead-drop containers across the city; unlocks high-THC cannabis strains commanding top market prices.
• Smuggled Gold Bullion Bars: Discovered in hidden floorboard safes inside rival gang hideouts; provides immediate high-value capital injections.
• Corrupt Police Evidence Files: Intercepted from vice squad vehicles; can be burned to instantly eliminate district police heat or used to blackmail officials.

• Austin's Tapes: Hidden audio cassettes scattered in hard-to-reach places across all three maps, rewarding players who explore off the beaten path with story fragments.
• Cold Brewskis: Physics objects found at abandoned campsites. They serve no mechanical purpose but are fun to hoard inside the back of the RV.
• EpiPens: Crucial, limited-use medical supplies hidden around the environment used strictly to revive players who have been incapacitated by bears or fall damage.

• Criminal Empire
• Underworld Management
• Illicit Production
• Black Market Logistics
• Underground Bunker
• Cartel Smuggling
• 4-Player Co-op

• Road Trip Survival
• Physics Comedy
• Co-Op Chaos
• Wilderness Exploration
• Vehicle Maintenance
• Bear Avoidance

• Fabricated 9mm Semi-Automatic Pistol: Manufactured Handgun
  An unregistered, serialized firearm crafted in the underground workbench, used for personal defense or sold in bulk to street dealers.
• Black Market 12-Gauge Tactical Shotgun: Close-Quarters Defensive Firearm
  A heavy-duty pump shotgun assembled from stamped steel parts, delivering devastating stopping power against rival gang raiders.
• Compact Polymer Submachine Gun (SMG): Automatic Weaponry Contraband
  A high-capacity rapid-fire SMG manufactured in the gunsmith room to fulfill high-paying international cartel weapons contracts.
• Heavy Steel Crowbar: Melee Enforcer Tool
  A versatile manual tool used to pry open crates, dismantle old bunker infrastructure, and defend against close-range attackers.
• Industrial Currency Printing Press: Financial Contraband Machinery
  A high-precision mechanical press that stamps out stacks of realistic counterfeit banknotes to generate untraceable cash reserves.

• The Front/Rear Winch: Utility Tool
  While not a weapon, the winch is the most powerful tool in the game. It is used to forcefully drag the RV up impossible inclines, or accidentally launch players into the sky.
• The Nailgun: Construction Tool
  Used to nail wooden planks into the environment to create makeshift bridges and ramps over massive gaps in the road.
• The RV Bumper: Vehicular Combat
  The only real defense against the aggressive wildlife is to floor the gas pedal and hope the sheer mass of the campervan protects you from the bears.

• Concealable Kevlar Body Vest: Ballistic Protection +40%, Concealment Rating 95%; lightweight tactical vest worn beneath casual clothes during surface deliveries.
• Hazmat Chemical Respirator & Suit: Toxic Fume Immunity 100%, Acid Burn Resistance +80%; protective gear required when cooking chemical narcotics and synthetic opioids.
• Reinforced Tactical Raid Vest: Bullet Resistance +70%, Extra Ammo Slots +4; heavy plate armor donned when repelling hostile cartel invasions.

• RV Chassis: The physical body of your vehicle. It starts pristine but dynamically degrades, losing doors, bumpers, and windows as it absorbs impact damage from rocks and trees.
• Nailed Wooden Planks: Desperate players can attempt to use the nailgun to affix wooden boards to the RV as makeshift armor or ramps, creating hilarious, unwieldy visual monstrosities.
• Dad-Core Wardrobe: The players wear standard vacation clothing—khakis, t-shirts, and bucket hats—offering zero physical protection against gravity or bear attacks.

• Underworld Kingpin Trench Coat: Stylish dark tailored coat bound with concealed interior pockets for stashing cash rolls and unregistered handguns.
• Industrial Mechanic Overalls: Durable grease-stained denim workwear worn when repairing delivery vans and tuning factory machinery.
• Street Hustler Hoodie & Mask: Inconspicuous dark hooded sweatshirt paired with a neoprene face mask to obscure identity on surface security cameras.

• Bucket Hats and Visors: Standard 'dad-core' headwear worn by the player avatars, perfectly encapsulating the vibe of a ruined family vacation.
• Khaki Shorts: Utility shorts that offer zero thermal protection on Mount Yurbuttsk but look great while operating a heavy-duty winch.
• Hawaiian Shirts: Colorful, relaxed shirts that slowly get covered in digital mud as the players are dragged through the dirt during failed physics puzzles.

Progression combines facility expansion, automation technology, and personal crime syndicate perks. As players earn revenue from completed orders, money is reinvested to purchase new bunker wings, industrial ventilation systems, and specialized equipment: commercial hydro-grow pots with automated irrigation, advanced chemical centrifuges and pill presses, industrial laser engravers for weapon serial scrubbing, and multi-plate currency printing presses. Kingpins also unlock syndicate perks that decrease police heat buildup, increase dealer sale margins, reduce raw material costs, and boost worker production efficiency.

There are no traditional skill trees or RPG upgrades in this game. Progression relies entirely on player mastery of the physics engine and cooperative communication. Players must manually develop the 'skill' of coordinating front and rear winch operations, learning exactly how to balance the RV's center of gravity using heavy objects in the back, and mastering the nailgun to construct makeshift wooden bridges on the fly without causing the physics engine to snap the planks.

The game's environment is split between an expansive underground facility and the surface urban open world. Key areas include: The Subterranean Hangar (your customizable headquarters, featuring expandable grow rooms, chemistry labs, printing workshops, weapon foundries, employee break areas, and a massive vehicle garage), The Industrial District (a gritty manufacturing borough filled with abandoned warehouses and scrap yards), The Downtown Core (a bustling commercial district ideal for discreet street dealers and high-end buyers), The Docks & Canal Basin (maritime shipping yards used for waterborne smuggling), and The Secret Cartel Airstrip (a remote desert dirt runway used to land twin-engine cargo planes for bulk international shipments).

The game currently features three distinct, massive linear maps that serve as the campaign. First is 'Mabutts Valley', the original base map featuring dense forests, muddy trenches, and deep rivers. Second is 'Mount Yurbuttsk', a treacherous winter map introducing slippery ice physics and blinding snowstorms. The newest addition is 'St. Búttin Bay', a vibrant coastal map requiring players to navigate sandy dunes and flooded island chains. Each map is punctuated by checkpoints that act as respawn zones when the RV inevitably gets completely destroyed or stuck.

• Disguised Plumbing Delivery Van: Front-Company Cargo Van
  An inconspicuous commercial van with plumbing logos used to transport large shipments of drugs and weapons past surface police patrols.
• Twin-Engine Cartel Cargo Plane: Smuggling Transport Aircraft
  A rugged propeller airplane stationed at the secret desert airstrip used to deliver massive international contraband orders for millions in profit.

• The Recreational Vehicle: Campervan
  The star of the game. A top-heavy, rear-wheel-drive nightmare equipped with front and rear winches. It is entirely physics-driven and handles terribly off-road, which is exactly the point.
• Abandoned Sedans: Environmental Hazards
  Broken down cars left by previous travelers on the backroads, acting as physical obstacles that players must winch out of the way or forcefully ram past.

• Hangar Guard Dog: Canine (Canis lupus familiaris)
  Trained security dog stationed at the bunker entrance to detect undercover informants and alert to approaching police cruisers.
• Subterranean Tunnel Rat: Urban Rodent
  Scuttling pests inhabiting unrenovated bunker corridors that must be cleared out before installing sterile chemical labs.
• Desert Buzzard / Vulture: Scavenger Bird
  Circling wildlife soaring over the remote desert cartel airstrip, signaling hot weather and isolated terrain.
• Alleyway Feral Cat: Urban Feline
  Ambient wildlife roaming outside back-alley delivery doors in the downtown core.

• Aggressive Bears: Ursine
  The primary antagonist of the woods. These terrifying animals will charge the RV, break doors, and severely injure players who wander too far from safety.
• St. Búttin Bay Crabs: Crustacean
  Ambient, physics-enabled wildlife found scattered across the beaches of the coastal map, easily punted out of the way by the massive tires.
• Forest Birds: Avian
  Ambient wildlife that adds a sense of calm and serenity to the environment, contrasting hilariously with the screaming players.

• The Boss (Protagonist): Criminal Mastermind / Player Character
  A resourceful and ruthless entrepreneur who designs, automates, and expands a massive underground syndicate beneath the city.
• Marco (The Broker): Black Market Supplier & Client
  An elusive underworld coordinator who provides encrypted supply orders, advanced machinery blueprints, and wholesale cartel buyers.
• Detective Vance: Corrupt Police Investigator
  A compromised vice detective who offers advance warnings regarding police raids in exchange for steady weekly bribe payouts.
• Hired Bunker Chemist: Automated Laboratory Worker
  Skilled personnel hired on payroll to oversee mixing vats, pill presses, and distillation tubes in the underground lab.

• The Vacationers: Player Avatars
  A group of buddies desperately trying to navigate their busted RV back to Route 65 after a relaxing road trip goes horribly wrong.
• Austin: Narrator / Lore Figure
  The mysterious, unseen individual who left cassette tapes scattered across the wilderness, providing a charming, surprisingly deep narrative backdrop.
• The Route 65 Exit: The Ultimate Goal
  Not a person, but the mythical, ever-distant destination that players are desperately striving to reach to escape the nightmare of Mabutts Valley.

• Breaking Ground in the Bunker: Prologue & Base Foundation
  Clear industrial debris from the abandoned hangar, hook up electrical generators, and harvest your first batch of hydroponic weed.
• The Counterfeit Currency Ring: Financial Expansion Heist
  Purchase and install an offset printing press, secure chemical ink, and print $100,000 in fake bills without raising municipal bank alerts.
• Operation Desert Runway: High-Stakes Cartel Export
  Load a fleet of disguised delivery vans, transport bulk contraband to the secret desert airstrip, and fuel the cargo plane before federal agents intercept.

• Survive Mabutts Valley: Campaign Act 1
  Navigate the dense forests, muddy trenches, and deep river crossings of the base map while fending off aggressive wildlife.
• Conquer Mount Yurbuttsk: Campaign Act 2
  Manage the RV's center of gravity on slippery, icy inclines and brave blinding snowstorms to cross the mountain pass.
• Escape St. Búttin Bay: Campaign Act 3
  The final journey through treacherous sandy dunes and flooded islands to finally reach the safety of the Route 65 Exit.

Dirty Business features seamless 4-player online cooperative multiplayer. Up to four friends can collaborate in a single shared criminal empire, dividing responsibilities in real time: one player can oversee botany and harvest in the grow rooms, another can manage chemical synthesis and pill pressing, a third can run counterfeit printing presses, while the fourth loads delivery vans to handle surface drop-offs and evade police patrols.

The game is built from the ground up as a 1 to 4 player online cooperative experience. While it can technically be played solo—forcing one person to rapidly switch between driving, winching, and repairing—it is specifically balanced and designed for the chaotic shouting match of multi-person crews failing to coordinate properly.

Dirty Business launched into Steam Early Access on July 22, 2026, for PC via Steam at an accessible entry price of $14.99 USD. A free standalone prologue demo titled 'Dirty Business: Free of Charge' was released prior to launch, allowing players to sample the opening bunker setup and initial cannabis cultivation mechanics. Players can also purchase the game in bundled collections with other simulation titles such as the 'Low-Budget Repairs and Dirty Business Bundle'.

RV There Yet? launched as an affordable indie darling at $7.99 USD on Steam in October 2025. Following its massive viral success—selling over 4.5 million copies in a few months—the developers expanded the game to Xbox Series X/S and the Microsoft Store in June 2026. A PlayStation 5 release with full cross-platform play is officially scheduled to follow the launch of the third map, St. Búttin Bay.

Plan Dirty Games has established an active Early Access development roadmap driven by community feedback. Recent updates introduced the 'Elevator Order Delivery System' (Update 0.2.0) and 'Repeating Worker Tasks' for streamlined automation. Planned upcoming milestones include expanded chemical drug synthesis chains (such as heroin and synthetic opioids), new craftable military assault rifles, evidence-disposal and body-incineration contracts, rival cartel territory wars, and an interactive streamer integration mode allowing Twitch/YouTube viewers to join games as hired laborers.

Despite originating as a simple game jam project, the viral success led to massive, free content updates. The developers refer to these as 'unplanned content updates for an unplanned game.' Major drops included the Mount Yurbuttsk snow map, and most recently in late 2026, the St. Búttin Bay coastal expansion, which added entirely new environmental hazards, water physics, and concluding lore tapes.

• Q: What is Dirty Business?
  A: Dirty Business is a first-person criminal empire management simulator developed by Plan Dirty Games, where players build, automate, and expand an illegal underground production and distribution network.
• Q: What can you produce in Dirty Business?
  A: Players can cultivate multiple cannabis strains, synthesize chemical drugs like LSD and meth, print counterfeit currency, and manufacture unregistered firearms.
• Q: Does Dirty Business support multiplayer?
  A: Yes, Dirty Business features full 4-player online cooperative multiplayer, allowing friends to manage different production departments and coordinate deliveries together.
• Q: What is the cartel airstrip?
  A: The cartel airstrip is an unlocked remote desert runway where players can load cargo planes with massive bulk orders to fulfill lucrative international smuggling contracts.
• Q: Is there a free demo available?
  A: Yes, 'Dirty Business: Free of Charge' is available as a free standalone demo on Steam, allowing players to experience the early game mechanics.

• Q: Can you play RV There Yet solo?
  A: Yes, but it is significantly harder. You have to constantly stop driving, get out, operate the winch, and get back in. It is heavily recommended to play with at least one friend.
• Q: How many maps are in the game?
  A: Currently, there are three massive maps: Mabutts Valley (Forest), Mount Yurbuttsk (Snow), and St. Búttin Bay (Coastal).
• Q: Is the game on Xbox or PlayStation?
  A: It is currently available on PC and Xbox Series X/S. A PlayStation 5 release with full cross-platform play is confirmed to be coming soon.
• Q: What happens if the RV is completely destroyed?
  A: If the RV is irreparably stuck or takes too much damage, the game will automatically fail and respawn the crew at the last crossed checkpoint.

Developed in Unity, Dirty Business features a gritty, realistic 3D aesthetic characterized by atmospheric subterranean lighting. Neon grow lights bathe hydroponic rooms in deep magenta and violet glows, while sparks fly from welding torches in the weapon fabrication shop. Real-time shadow casting, volumetric dust motes in abandoned warehouse basements, and detailed physical product models (such as vacuum-sealed cannabis bags and stacked money bricks) enhance immersion.

The visuals employ a stylized, slightly low-poly, vibrant art direction reminiscent of Firewatch, affectionately dubbed 'dad-core' by critics. The bright, pleasant colors of the outdoors provide a stark contrast to the absolute mechanical carnage inflicted upon the poor RV. The physics-driven animations result in hilarious, goofy movements as players run around with giant wooden planks or get ragdolled across the map by a snapping winch cable.

The sound design emphasizes tactile industrial immersion: the steady hum of high-powered hydroponic fan systems, the rhythmic clatter of currency printing presses stamping bills, bubbling beakers on chemical burners, and the mechanical rumble of surface elevator lifts. The background soundtrack features low-key urban hip-hop beats, gritty dark synthwave, and tension-building percussive rhythms that ramp up when police sirens echo outside.

The sound design perfectly captures the game's ridiculous tone. The soundtrack features laid-back, country-road trip acoustic guitar tunes that contrast hilariously with the sounds of the RV engine screaming in agony, tires spinning in the mud, and players screaming in proximity chat. The ambient sounds of nature are frequently interrupted by the terrifying, booming roars of bears charging out of the woods to attack the crew.

The interface combines a diegetic first-person management approach with crisp digital overlays. Players manage business operations through an in-game desktop PC and portable smartphone terminal, checking market commodity prices, ordering seeds and chemicals, assigning worker shifts, and monitoring police heat meters across individual city districts. Interactive production machines feature clear visual gauges displaying temperature, ingredient ratios, and batch progress.

The UI is extremely minimal to maximize immersion and comedy. Aside from small prompts indicating how to interact with the winch, items, or the steering wheel, the screen is clean. Damage to the RV is represented entirely visually through smoking engines, missing doors, and sparking tires, forcing players to actively look at the vehicle to assess its health rather than reading a health bar.

Plan Dirty Games implemented thoughtful accessibility settings: customizable difficulty sliders (adjusting police aggression, delivery timers, and raw material costs), camera comfort controls to mitigate motion sickness, adjustable field-of-view (FOV), full controller remapping, dedicated volume sliders for individual machine sound effects, and save-anytime functionality.

The game is inherently accessible due to its simple control scheme (Drive, Grab, Winch), making it a perfect party game for non-gamers. It does not punish death severely, allowing players to simply respawn at the last crossed checkpoint. However, the heavy reliance on physics puzzles and manual dexterity might frustrate players looking for a guided, straightforward experience.

• Built in the Unity engine utilizing multi-threaded worker pathfinding, dynamic lighting, real-time chemical fluid shaders, and networked cooperative physics. While optimized for modern quad-core configurations, an SSD is recommended to accelerate asset loading when transitioning between the subterranean hangar, surface delivery elevators, and the remote cartel airstrip.
• Laptop Performance Note: Managing multi-room underground production facilities with dozens of automated workers, conveyor belts, printing presses, and street traffic places steady multi-core load on mobile CPUs and discrete GPUs. Gaming laptops should sustain at least 60W to 85W GPU TGP and operate on a flat, well-ventilated surface to prevent thermal throttling during high-density co-op sessions.
• Laptop Consideration: G P U T G P: Ensure dedicated mobile GeForce GTX/RTX or Radeon RX GPUs sustain at least 60W-75W+ TGP to maintain a fluid 60+ FPS when rendering complex indoor hangar machinery and dynamic warehouse lighting.
• Laptop Consideration: Cooling Thermals: Continuous simulation of automated worker schedules and chemical processing cycles maintains steady CPU thermals; keeping laptop intake vents unobstructed is recommended.
• Laptop Consideration: C P U Power Limits: Set Windows power settings to High Performance to ensure consistent clock speeds during rapid logistics delivery cycles and 4-player multiplayer synchronizations.
• Laptop Consideration: M U X Switch Optimus: Engage discrete GPU mode via internal MUX switch or NVIDIA Advanced Optimus to bypass integrated graphics bottlenecks and ensure responsive first-person controls.
• Optimization Detail: Upscaling Tech: Native resolution scaling and temporal anti-aliasing.
• Optimization Detail: Key Settings Impact: Shadow Quality, Texture Resolution, Ambient Occlusion, and Worker AI Simulation Tick Rate have the largest impact on frame rates.
• Game Name: Dirty Business

• RV There Yet? relies heavily on the Unreal Engine's physics solver. Calculating the continuous, chaotic interactions between the RV's suspension, the winch cables, dynamic wooden planks, and up to four players moving around inside a moving vehicle creates a significant CPU bottleneck.
• Laptop Performance Note: Because the game heavily prioritizes physics calculations over raw visual fidelity, mobile CPUs will be stressed far more than the GPU. Sustaining high clock speeds is critical to prevent the physics engine from glitching, which can cause the RV to launch into the stratosphere during winch operations.
• Laptop Consideration: G P U T G P: A relatively low GPU TGP of 45W-60W (e.g., RTX 3050 Mobile) is perfectly adequate to render the game's stylized, low-poly environments at 1080p without breaking a sweat.
• Laptop Consideration: Cooling Thermals: The continuous tracking of synchronized multiplayer physics across dynamic maps requires excellent CPU cooling. A cooling pad is highly advised to avoid thermal throttling during intense, long-haul driving sequences.
• Laptop Consideration: C P U Power Limits: Ensure Windows is set to High Performance. If the CPU enters a power-saving state, the networking sync will degrade, causing severe rubber-banding for connected co-op partners.
• Laptop Consideration: M U X Switch Optimus: Helpful for reducing input latency when driving or operating the winch, though not as strictly mandatory as it would be for a competitive shooter.
• Optimization Detail: Upscaling Tech: Native rendering is highly recommended as the game is visually lightweight. Upscaling is generally unnecessary unless playing on integrated graphics.
• Optimization Detail: Key Settings Impact: Physics Update Rate (if exposed in configs) and Shadow Quality have the largest impact. Lowering shadows helps low-end GPUs maintain parity with the CPU's physics demands.
• Game Name: RV There Yet?

• Upscaling Tech: Native resolution scaling and temporal anti-aliasing.
• Key Settings Impact: Shadow Quality, Texture Resolution, Ambient Occlusion, and Worker AI Simulation Tick Rate have the largest impact on frame rates.

• Upscaling Tech: Native rendering is highly recommended as the game is visually lightweight. Upscaling is generally unnecessary unless playing on integrated graphics.
• Key Settings Impact: Physics Update Rate (if exposed in configs) and Shadow Quality have the largest impact. Lowering shadows helps low-end GPUs maintain parity with the CPU's physics demands.

• G P U T G P: Ensure dedicated mobile GeForce GTX/RTX or Radeon RX GPUs sustain at least 60W-75W+ TGP to maintain a fluid 60+ FPS when rendering complex indoor hangar machinery and dynamic warehouse lighting.
• Cooling Thermals: Continuous simulation of automated worker schedules and chemical processing cycles maintains steady CPU thermals; keeping laptop intake vents unobstructed is recommended.
• C P U Power Limits: Set Windows power settings to High Performance to ensure consistent clock speeds during rapid logistics delivery cycles and 4-player multiplayer synchronizations.
• M U X Switch Optimus: Engage discrete GPU mode via internal MUX switch or NVIDIA Advanced Optimus to bypass integrated graphics bottlenecks and ensure responsive first-person controls.

• G P U T G P: A relatively low GPU TGP of 45W-60W (e.g., RTX 3050 Mobile) is perfectly adequate to render the game's stylized, low-poly environments at 1080p without breaking a sweat.
• Cooling Thermals: The continuous tracking of synchronized multiplayer physics across dynamic maps requires excellent CPU cooling. A cooling pad is highly advised to avoid thermal throttling during intense, long-haul driving sequences.
• C P U Power Limits: Ensure Windows is set to High Performance. If the CPU enters a power-saving state, the networking sync will degrade, causing severe rubber-banding for connected co-op partners.
• M U X Switch Optimus: Helpful for reducing input latency when driving or operating the winch, though not as strictly mandatory as it would be for a competitive shooter.